This movie is the greatest film I have ever watched in my 67 years of life. I have watched it countless times and I notice something new on every watch. My favorite hobby is picking through each individual frame hundreds of times in order to ingrain it into my memory. I have almost reached the point where I can watch the movie just by closing my eyes. My wife made me pick between her and Casi Casi, so I made the obvious choice! Spielberg and Tarantino would be wiped out of the spotlight if this movie was more widely known. Casi Casi reminds me of some of the works of Shakespeare, but better. This film depicts what the Roman Empire could have been. If the Legionary soldiers were able to watch this masterpiece of a film before every battle, then I think Rome would rule the world today. The Valles brothers deserve every nickel that came their way after creating this masterpiece. I myself have even donated over 3 million dollars to the Valles brothers. I might be living in my mothers basement now, but it was all worth it. I named my son Emilio, but sadly I can't see him anymore. I made my own religion off of this film. God doesn't compare to what the Valles brothers have created here. When this film was released in 2006, it was almost like history reset. The cultural shift that followed the release of this move compares to when Shrek 2 was created. The soundtrack rivals that of Lil Pump's greatest hits. I have never seen camera work as perfect as what was displayed in this film, it is almost as if I was part of Emilio's friend group myself (I could only dream). The acting is some of the best I have seen. Emilio and his clique were very easy to root for throughout the movie and are my favorite super heroes in film history. There was never a dull moment in this movie. When humans die out and the Qu take over our galaxy, Casi Casi will live on. When our sun supernovas and wipes out all known existence, Casi Casi will live on. This film is in all ways perfect. It is quirky, funny, and sometimes quirky. The 34th time I watched it I was hospitalized for 2 months after tearing my appendix from laughing so hard! When I was diagnosed with cancer of the liver, I simply showed my doctor this film and he promoted me to head of the hospital. Sometimes my abdomen hurts now, but at least I never had to go through chemo. If I was forced to watch Casi Casi on repeat for the rest of my life, I would be ecstatic. After I divorced my second wife, I decided that I was done with real humans and instead got married to a cardboard cutout of Jacklynne. I would rather be damned to the pits of hell than not be able to watch this movie at least once per day. Casi Casi is love, Casi Casi is life. Thank you Valles brothers, if it wasn't for you I wouldn't be who I am today. For anyone reading this that hasn't watched the movie, I beg of you to go do so right this moment. But be weary, once you have become Casi, you can NEVER go back. They are always watching. Casi Casi is forever. Casi Casi is everything.