Rex Eric Engstrom

AQUAMAN is, quite simply, the greatest movie in the history of cinema bar none. I can't go in to evey detail here but... . Does CITIZEN KANE have a bug guy that shoots crimson death-rays out of his nose? Joseph Cotten? No. That's just the way he looks. Also it has Amber Heard. Did LA GRANDE ILLUSION ever have Nicole Kidman in skin-tight silver babble on about geo-aqua-political issues in order to abandon her toxic masculine men folk? No. Just some guys setting fire to copies of Jane Austen to keep warm.Close. But no halibut. Also it has Amber Heard. Did Scarlett go see Rhett in jail wearing a jelly-fish curtain? Think not. Wait. Wait. No. Never. AQUAMAN has all of these. Also it has Amber Heard. This is a movie that will change your life. Especially if Florida is underwater in fifty years. You'll have a reference on how to get to work. Also it has Amber Heard. Finally, I implore you. Go see it. Before MARVEL's dirty tricks department get to it. Seriously. They'll be out of control with Stan gone.