Jonathan R

This game was recommended to me because I love the game Friday 13th. I expected to enjoy this game as well because of this. However, after playing this game, it has thoroughly let down my expectations. This game was simply terrible. It was missing the most important part of any game ever — Sheldon Finkelstein. This is what made Friday 13th quite possibly the best game ever. Texas Chainsaw Massacre on the other hand does not feature this iconic character. Although Sheldon is more than a character, he is an ideology and a source of faith. You see to me Sheldon Finkelstein is my religion, he is my Lord and Savior. To put it simply, he is my God. I have entrusted everything to him. That is why Texas Chainsaw Massacre is such a horrible game. How I am supposed to play this when it is missing one of the most important components not only for me but for the whole world? Sheldon is one of the most important things in my life and I refuse to go a second without him. This even includes while I play videogames. This is why Texas Chainsaw Massacre isn't only a terrible game but possibly even one of the worst games of all time. This is why I think that this game should be banned across the world. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to offer my daily prayers to Sheldon. Thank-you for your time.