Ross Little

Really really really really boring. This is the video game version of one of those books that at the end of each page it says something like ‘take the left path abcs go to page 49’ or ‘take the right path and go to page 56’. There is literally no game play. Nothing. You get these token gestures of walking around with a torch. I played 10 minutes. It appears this entire game is the cut scenes that’s I skip over in other games. Thank goodness it was on game pass and I didn’t waste money on it.

If you like being stuck in the head of some neurotic French woman who can't stop whining... Then this is the game for you. Slow, you tedious but most of all utterly irritating. I can't help but think this game was aiming more to the female market.

WOKE. Painfully woke. I don't need a lecture, I need a good story, a well written script, some good characters, and a fantastic storyline. Of course, The Guardian Newspaper loved it... that's all you need to know.

More Netflix drivel. I don't think this is supposed to be a contract, but it was hilarious nonetheless. Thank goodness my subscription ends at the end of the month.

Literally like watching paint dry 10 years ago....

Boring.... Walk around a room. Look for the X's. Don't listen to the superfluous dialogue. Repeat. Graphics are okay but the avatar is completely stiff and unnatural. I suppose this is a good use of textures and not much else. Story and gameplay are appalling. I mean, you spend the first 10 mins of the game looking for a tie pin and a tie for a cadaver. Does anyone actually care? Deleted, don't waste your time. I have no idea what all the great reviews on here are about. I genuinely gave up on this bland nonsense.