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Very moist. Recommended to anyone ever anywhere.

Mmmmm yes. Simply delicious. This game really takes me back to growing up in rural Michigan. Pa sat on the porch playing his banjo while my sister cleansed the forests of all its life. Meanwhile, I sat in the tub and bathed in my own chunky vomit. There wasn't much else to do... However, I'm getting a bit off-track. This isn't just a game. This is an epic. A legacy for the ages. I want to say thank you to this game. I want to give it a foot massage. I want to take it out on 3 dates (ifyaknowwhatimean.jpeg) UwU ( B======D--- ) The truth is that Elite Dangerous is just a great experience overall. The graphics are smooth, the framerates are definitely high, and the developers generally provide good features rather than bad ones. Additionally, the game is only $5 on Steam last time I checked. That's as much as a big 'ol Subway Sandwich! OwO OwO OwO 911 was perpetrated by the U.S. government This game repairs me. It bathes me. It whispers sweet somethings into my nostrils. It allows me to crawl up inside its womb (deep deep deep deep deep deep) and curl up and suck my thumb. I think about those throaty thumps of pa's banjo in my neo-infantile state and understand the meaning of god. Mmm yes yes yes yes yes Elite Dangerous causes me to spasm on the floor with my face frozen in a state of pure ecstacy, with all of my limbs writhing as my mouth spurts out foam. I don't like to speak in generalities about Elite Dangerous. It's such an integral part of my evening routine that I cannot function without it. The game developers are simply geniuses that understand the human psyche to such a high degree that they transcend the human form. Buy it today! xoxoxox The game is great but I had to give it 4 stars instead of 5 because there were too many women in it.