Penelope Henao

Genuinely don’t know if I should rate this as 1 or 5 stars because this movie scared the shit out of me. I saw this years ago and have never stepped a foot near it ever again out of sheer terror. Genuinely, this movie made me scared of pipes. Highly recommend if you want to be traumatized.

Now, I LOVE Disney movies, The Lion King being my fav. So one fateful day, I was just browsing around on Netfliz and found this movie and I decided to watch it because the original movie was FANTASTIC and I’ve seen the trailers for it and it didnt look half bad. The beginning of this movie was pretty good (minus the fact that they completely changed how the mermaid got her legs). And then...ooooooh BOY does it get confusing from there!! And also, who is that werewolf...man...thing?!?! He just popped into existence like, “I NOW EXIST!!! IM PART OF THIS MOVIE!!! DEAL WITH IT!!!”. Im not going to explain everything in this movie but I think this is the main plot: Elizabeth (Yep!! Thats right!! In this movie Arial is NOWHERE to be seen, instead we’re stuck with Elizabeth. You will not believe how angry i was when i found out they changed her name...) wanted to have legs because she fell in love with a random dude she knew for about 30 seconds. She then found a wizard in the middle of the ocean that would give her legs in exchange for her soul. She would be able to keep her soul and her legs if she found true love...which she doesnt and the wizard traps her on land and he takes her soul. Then we are introduced to Cam (i think thats his name) and Ell. Ell apparently has the “Heart of a Mermaid” (whatever that is) and have the Heart of a Mermaid somehow gives hef asthma. They then go on a long, dramatic journey to free Elizabeth and get back her soul...with the help of a random fortune teller lady and a...werewolf thing. They managed to succeed in that and then sometime later, Elizabeth ducks Ell in water and then says she cured of her asthma...yeah, still trying to fihure that out to. Then some random stuff happens (i zoned out at this point and started watching Dragon Ball Super). And FINALLY, at the end of the movie, Cam and Elizabeth kiss, which breaks the curse and Elizabeth gets her soul back and keeps her legs. But then she jumps into the ocean and swims away like, “Haha!! So long SUCKERS!!! Weeeeeeeee!!!!”. I stopped questioning what the heck is happening when the werewolf guy appeared...

Im not going to go into an entire essay on how and why this movie is the literal worst movie adaptation of all time but I will state why this movie sucks. 1. The film directors thought it would a great idea to change Percy and Annabeth’s ages from 12 to 16, which messed up a lot of thing 2. Some characters are missing like, Clarisse (I’m 80% sure thats how you spell her name), Mr. D, Ares, Kronos, and Cerberus 3. Even as a stand alone film, it probably wouldn’t be that great 4. They changed the characters design and personalities, the biggest being Annabeth, who in the book was blonde and had gray eyes. In the movie, she had dark brown hair and blue eyes. Also, in the book, Annabeth was a useful character though in the movie, she was kinda just there. I could say more but I’m pretty sure I wrote an essay even though I said I wouldn’t so just gonna end here. P.S. Burn this movie in a volcano if possible or use the Dragon Balls to wish it away

I only have one thing to say about this movie, while the story is fine, the animation/character models are TERRIFYING!! Like seriously, did the animators once think, “Oh god this is the most horrifying thing in existence...i should probaly change the animation style”?!

Ive watched every single movie in this series, and this one is by far the worst one. They try to do too much to the point that it becomes so convoluted that I frankly dont know what’s happening and no longer care. Ive seen this one multiple times and I barely remembered what happened in it. The basic plot gist is that the odd religious cult alien guy (dont know his name) is… well, making a cult from the remaining humans to worship their god, who is apparently King Ghidorah. Eventually they end up summoning Ghidorah and the alien guy offers up Earth as some sort of sacrifice to him. Also hes controlling Ghidorah from an amulet in his eye. Just- just don’t question it. Then what proceeds to take place is the worst monster fight in the history of mosyer fighting. Ghidorah and Godzilla “fight”, where Godzilla can’t physically attack Ghidorah for… some reason and so he just kind of stands there as Ghidorah bites him and all the humans are spouting exposition. Then Haruro confronts alien guy, they fight or something, alien guy dies, and suddenly Godzilla can attack Ghidorah cause hes physical now and Godzilla easily defeats him. From there, theirs a time skip where the space humans and bug humans are living together and Haruro apparently got one of them pregnant (this is like the one scene I vividly remember) but then his friend reveals that one of the Valkyries (the flying machine they used to fight Godzilla in the last movie) survived and then he has a weird vision, and then just straight up leaves his pregnant wife (??) and takes his comatose girlfriend, goes into the Valkyrie, and flies straight at Godzilla, who kills him. Cut to a shot of some flowers and The End. Now I did skip out on a lot, but that is mainly because I just don’t remember what happened in the movie. It just gets confusing and they use far too much symbolism to the point where you dont know whats symbolic and whats not, or just what the symbolism ever is. The visuals also arent that good, the animation suffering the same stiffness that the last two had as well. There are some good shots, especially with King Ghidorah, but its not enough to keep you visually interested. The movie, in essence, is confusing to the point of boredom.

This movie is the reason omegaverse fanfiction exists

Im not sure if i love or hate this show. Like the premise is cool (although the whole time travel and archtype or paratypes or whatever the hell they're called made my brain freaking short circuit) and the animation is decent. But i really was only here for the monsters and nothing else. None of the characters were particulary likeable and i especially hated the old man. I entirely forgot his name but i was constantly rooting for some monster to kill him. Overall, the show was ok, not overly bad and not overly good but just enough to keep me entertained

I watched this when it came on TV on night and I swear that I lost 90% of my brain cells watching it. I just felt like banging my head against the table every 5 minuted. The acting is medicore, the wizard guy (I forgot his name and I don‘t care to look it up) annoyed the life out of me, and I was just confused during the entire thing. My advice, go find some other movie watch and attempt to regain the intelligence you lost when watching this.