Romulan Spy

Why are people giving this dumpster fire these reviews?! I only gave it one Star because zero is not an option. Dull, slow, and painfully boring. The oh so menacing hipster slasher and the zero common sense victim deserve each other. The only thing I can think of is this whole thing is a story she is writing and none of it is real. It would explain the smile at the end and make it slightly less idiotic though it also would imply that she is an absolutely awful author.

Pretty typical, yet enjoyable, haunted mansion story with a nice atmosphere in a beautiful building that reminds me of the mansion map in Battlefield 1. I became very excited when it looked like our resident spooks were helping our heroes battle the Nazis and our band of brothers would in turn assist the restless spirits in finding their eternal rest. Then the story ran SO FAR off the rails you'd need a commercial pilot's license to follow it. Wow. Can't get THAT time back.

I'm only giving this a one because I can't give it a zero. Wow. That was awful.