Why are people giving this dumpster fire these reviews?! I only gave it one Star because zero is not an option. Dull, slow, and painfully boring. The oh so menacing hipster slasher and the zero common sense victim deserve each other. The only thing I can think of is this whole thing is a story she is writing and none of it is real. It would explain the smile at the end and make it slightly less idiotic though it also would imply that she is an absolutely awful author.