Imagine connecting with one of the most beautiful women you've ever seen... only to find the personality and the wit of algae washed up on a cold beach.
Robert B Parker's Spenser... a big, lovable, righteous guy, appears as a "jacked" Ken Doll, and Hawk, the complex, mysterious, even bigger guy who could intimidate the most ruthless dictator, is portrayed as some sort of lovable "Tonto". Jeesh.... what a disappointment.