Rachel Kuntz

This was a very bad movie. I hear people being like, "It was chaotic! It was anxiety-producing! It was dark and gritty!" No, it wasn't. It was super boring. There was no plot, no character development, no artistry, nothing. I stayed through the whole thing, hoping it would get better, but it never did. I wanted to like it, but what was there to like, really? I can handle dark subject matter, complicated characters, chaos, discomfort, shouting, swearing, violence, but this movie just felt pretty shallow. Nothing made any sense. Biggest point of confusion for me is why Howard (Sandler)'s incredibly hot mistress chose him over The Weeknd. So weird. It was just a bunch of dirtbags shouting over each other for a couple hours until that delightful twist at the end, which I'd been waiting for since the very beginning. That was my second favorite part of the whole movie-going experience - my first favorite being the blue raspberry ICEE I got from the concession stand - I just wish I didn't have to wait over two hours for it.