Emma Welch

Interesting at first. I was very curious about what would happen. Got really really slow and boring towards the end. Then the end just gives us... nothing. Literally, the main characters are in the same spot they were as in halfway through the film. Don't watch, not worth wasting 2 and a half hours of your life.

I think this is literally the worst movie I have ever seen. Warning: Spoilers The first part of the movie introduces the audience to a wide cast of characters, most of which don't even show up in the last part of the movie. The gross out comedy isn't my type of thing, and in my opinion there is way to much of it. I really don't need to see 30 minutes of a bunch of old people throwing up and a toilet exploding with poop everywhere. The pacing in this movie is also very strange. Some scenes seem to last forever, while more important scenes (such as when the boat explodes) are cut short. They remove all the stuff I'm actually interested in and instead replace it with a bunch of rich people being idiots. I already know that, I don't need it to be shown to me. This movie is trying to make a statement, and it's not working. By trying to say "rich people dumb" it in itself is seeming stupid. There are good ways to make the statement that rich people are stupid and are held up by poor people, but this movie just doesn't do that. I feel very upset by this movie because I feel like with better writing and directing it could've actually been something good. Speaking of the writing, the characters in this movie do not seem realistic at all, especially the girlfriend of the male model we're introduced to in the beginning (I forgot her name, could you tell this movie didn't engage me?). You can 100% tell her character was mostly written by men, especially in the scene where she's telling her boyfriend to stop talking with his hands while talking with another character because it's "aggressive". Like, what? Way to make me not believe the character is an actual person anymore. The scene I was most upset with, though, was when the donkey was killed. This was almost completely pointless and just made me question why I was watching the movie in the first place. Why did they do that? Why did they have to have the donkey not die on the first strike? It just felt so heartless and cruel. Like, that is so completely unneccessary to put into a movie. That scene needed to be completely removed. Overall, I'd say this was (and probably will stay) the worst movie I have ever seen in my entire life. I wish I had never seen it. If I could, I'd give it 0/5 stars.

Really good, and spoke to me emotionally. The pressure of family and feeling like you have to be what they want you to be is very intense and figuring out yourself and your independence is an important lesson for kids to know. I have no idea what people are talking about when they're saying that this movie is wrong because it's about periods. Periods were mentioned once, and it wasn't even a main plot point. This movie is really good and a lot of people worked very hard on it, definitely 5/5 stars.

I thought it was interesting. Casting was great, acting was great, visuals were fantastic but the overall storyline was just okay. I wouldn't say it was fantastic but it definintely wasn't horrible. I'm glad they used actors that could either actually play the piece or play something similar to it. Very interesting concept, not done before. Glad I watched it.

i like it a lot, really nice :]

Still love it. I love how they explained everything and how even when sad, it didn't keep me from laughing. Rasputin was hilarious, the actor did a great job portraying him. SPOILER WARNING: The shock I had when the son was shot in the head was just - like wow. I had to do a triple take because it was just.. Like he's dead now. That was pretty intense. But I like that, because that's pretty much how death is in war, sudden but sad.

Still love this one. I think I just love these movies, because it's so out there. Robot dogs? Check. Elton John? Check. Comedy? Check. There's so much more too. I don't care if people say that it's just doing exactly what the original did, it's still the best spy franchise in my eyes. Yes, even more than Mr. Bond (Still love him though, a legend). 5/5 stars, will 100% watch again.

I love it. That's it. I just really, really like the movie. And Eggsy? *Chef's kiss* Love him. Actor did a great job, and the villians were unique. I mean, in what other movie is there a sword-leg wielding badass lady and violence hating (only when he does it,) mastermind? I can rewatch this movie any day, I don't know what it is about it but I just love it so much. Definintely 5/5 stars.

Horrible. The kid? A brat, spoiled, and rude. The "burglars"? Nice, Struggling, just trying to get back what they think Max stole (Which it seemed he did). I hate this movie so much. I hate Max so much. Everyone who was a writer for this, and the directors and producers, should never be aloud to work on anything again. If I could rate this 0/5 stars I would.

Honestly, this movie is just bland and predictable. It felt like a copy-paste of every other found footage film. I think Blair Witch was one of the first to do found footage and make it look good, and also one of the last, because the camera flying everywhere and just being a hassle is pointless. Not to mention the stereotypical night vision camera. WARNING: SPOILERS The acting was alright, casting was good, outfits were good, but the way they portray Amish people and culture is no where near correct. When visiting Amish towns, the people are usually nice and laid back, they even use electricity sometimes and do occasionally allow phone usage by their kids or young adults in their houses. They don't dictate how people live and are not psycho satan worshippers. Another point to make is that there was basically no characters I bonded with emotionally. Sure, we know Margo is adopted, looking for answers about her mother, and is a curious person (who also needs to get possessed, but that's for later), but is there anything else we know about her? Like, who is she as a person? Maybe a goofball or nice friend? We don't know her, and we know even less about the side characters. Who is Chris? The camera guy and friend? That's all we know. There was no character development, stuff just happened and then the movie was over. Onto the storyline, it's very bland. I feel like an AI that had been made to watch 1,000 found footage movies and been made to come up with something wrote this movie. Here's the plot: 1. Curious character wants to know more about past/the world/a specific thing (Margot), so they go to a location. 2. People are different than what they seem, and are actually kind of creepy. 3. Main character discovers something about themselves that makes them different than others (Margo finds out she needs to be possessed). 4. An incident of violence happens (This can also be before or after point 3), but doesn't make the main character leave yet. 5. Sooo many people die, like literally so many. Main character either 1: Escapes, or 2: Stays and dies or becomes a member of the community. Examples of movies similar to this (Ranked in order of common traits): Paranormal Activity: Next of Kin, Midsommar (This movie is still really good though, it puts a twist on this genre), The Ritual, Wrong Turn (2021), The Skeleton Key, 'As Above, So Below', You Should Have Left, and many more. These were the ones I could name, I've forgotten a lot. Point is, it wasn't really worth watching. Maybe if you're new to horror and just want a bit of gore and not to much suspense then this would be an alright watch, but if you've watched horror for a long time and want something exciting, look somewhere else.