This movie was one of the most maddening, off-putting things I’ve ever watched. Draped in clichés like cheap tinsel, careening from time frame to time frame, possessed of breathtakingly cringe dialogue, its 40-something leads behave with the sort of navel-gazing emotional immaturity that, were they twenty years younger, would still be met with scorn. Perhaps were either of them able to pull off more than a single facial expression (an ironic rictus as they crack canned witticisms while exchanging broken hearts), I’d have added a second star. As it is, I’m sorry I can’t give it zero. What a mess.