Atticus Peters

Every 5 minutes is completely and utterly disconnected from the plot of this movie. It's overcrowded with characters and subplots, Which if broken into at least 3 movies Might have barely scratched the surface in creating a somewhat comprehensible world. Instead we're left with a 2 dimensional character, And a campy creature feature suitable only for those under the age of 7. I would never wish watching this 2.5 hour heap of trash on my worst enemy...