Landon Friesch

I watched this movie and mistook it for Jurassic Park 3, best mistake of my life. I’ve watched this movie over six times within the past twenty four hours. Watching it felt like a fever dream. I woke up at 1:11 AM thinking that the movie was simply just a figment of my imagination, you couldn’t imagine my delight when I discovered that it was real. This movie is the eighth wonder of the world. God spoke to the writers through their dreams and they made a movie that could rival the beauty of Michelangelo's The David. I can’t wait for the sequel, my idea for the name could be “The VelociRapture” When Doug used Jedi powers to force pull the sword made from the blood of his ancestors to kill his brother it sent chills down my spine. I absolutely felt the passion in Dougs screams. Not only is the acting phenomenal, the VFX department deserves to be kissed on the lips by the Pope. The casting director made the most amazing decisions and deserves a promotion. All of the actors are so talented. Every time I go to confession I talk to the priests about velocipastor and they talk about how they idolise Doug. Overall, 11/10 would watch again, best to watch with friends. Please help I’m being held captive and forced to write this review so people watch it somebody hel