John Huseman

SO IF THIS MOVIE WAS ABOUT A HOT DUDE (HARRISON FORD) GOING SLUMMING FOR AN UGLY GIRL (JEFF DUNHAM..AND YES THE ONE WITH PUPPETS) IT WOULD BE CONSIDERED MISOGYNISTIC AND WOULD RUIN THE DOVE FAT BEAUTIFUL BODY MOVEMENT. As a CIS white male im disgusted. Dude is seriously ugly though. I get it. Yuck. 0/10

I expected to see a man on fire in this. I was pleasantly surprised when there were several men on fire - no false advertising here! I wish the hollywood pc liberal elitists would be honest more often. This movie shows why trumps wall SHOULD BE UP. Brb going to a kegger with Kavanaugh. 7.48/10

This movie was filmed at my local Gamestop. I was an extra and was not paid as per our contract; Johnny Depp let me wear his scarves and cool accessories, though. 8/10