Where to begin…… Born in 1925 in a little borough just outside Queen, Man-Hattin’, Jared Leto was born at 4 years old to two Jewish brothers and began his destiny towards greatness and the roll of a lifetime. His favorite color was red - coincidence? I think not. The gods had more planned for him than the common filth of London and it was plain to see by all the world renown. At 6, he would play King Lear in the high school production of A Troll In Central Park. He would turn it down, to keep his mind clear so that he could fully nail the role he was destined for: the lead in the Marvel DC Epic brought to life: Morbius. But it would be 45 years of training before he would be granted the roll. On January the 4th of April Hollywood would hold a single audition. Jared appeared as he knew he always would. “Morbius SOARS” raves The Daily Gazette. “Take no prisoners!” Screams The New York Time. “Build The Wall!!” Hollers the President of the United States of the USA. And I clap along in the audience, shaking my head and saying under my breath “god d***** Jarod.. you’ve done it again.” Bravo, dear comrades, bravo indeed.. and bask in the bloody glory that is MORE B.S. !!!