Listen. If you don’t understand the Netflix Holiday Special Movie Genre, that’s on you. This movie has it all. Time traveling. Old Crones. Vanessa Hudgens. Christmas. Gaping Plot Holes. Hot Chocolate. Cringeworthy Romance. People who have normal jobs but somehow have Guest Houses? All of it. Is it bad? Yes. Do we all love it? Also yes. Was naming him Sir Cole a time travel pun about the Circle of time? Egads! It is not that deep. Get into the holiday spirit. Grab a friend, your favorite mead, and roast this movie into oblivion.