olivia perry

I must say, the disappointment i faced when witnessing the absence of any effort put into this 'film' was beyond recovering from. The absolute heart attack i had when i found out this rodent is voiced by non other than the legend Michael J fox, may he rest in peace (not cos he's dead but because he committed this crime). I hope this is shown in film school to students as an example of how not to make a movie. On the contrary, that Reeco is quite the HOT young lad. That smelly smelly hunk indeed. His musical ballad "Reeco's Funk" will certainly be played for my children and theirs for generations to come. what a groovy tune.

can someone please help me, as i cannot seem to get the annoying voice of that danny child out of my head with his whiney "walterrrrr" and "im sorry im sorry im sorry". on a serious note, this movie has some very inappropriate messages concerning alabamic issues. not enough attention has been brought to the highly disturbing fact that Lisa fancies the older version of her own brother. this ruined the whole movie for me >:'( (tears of anger) this, combined with that bug-eyed child (danny), has led to me to require psychiatric help. i dont blame the old walter for wishing death upon that brat. overall, i regret viewing this piece of cinema and will never get back the sanity and 1h 54m i once had.

this very sophisticated piece of art has a variety of quotable lines. personally, on the daily basis i like to spew a couple gems out to those who are blessed enough to hear. such lines include: "chicken wing house of pain" (said in incomprehensible tone) "its a snow day, anything could happen" (said with an unsightly cheesy smirk) "listen to the wind.......that's not the wind" ~Ketchup boy however, i should warn you. you may not be quite the same after witnessing this film. expect recurring flashbacks for months of the children's brutality against snow plough guy, Hal wearing the girls anklet and the unnecessarily disturbing talking figurines. The line between fiction and reality is starting to blur thanks to this film. might i also mention, the absurd amount of young men at claire's doorstep, swooning over her beyond reason. the citizens of this town seem to have a disturbing obsession with fanning over people. such is also seen in the fans of the weather man, who switch up real fast on him without a care. one very important take away from this movie is that it's not the wind. it's never the wind. it's always ketchup boy with his unstoppable gas, stumbling with his pants at his knees.

although i am an avid stuart stan, i am conflicted with the emotions i go through every time i watch this film. i have suffered a multitude of attacks and visited the mental asylum for the damage this film has caused to my mental psyche. i just cant....stop......my family has tried everything. but i must venture on through the hardship....little high, little low....little hay, little ho. amen.