Dexter Ford

Home Alone’s Kevin McCallister is a psychopath rivalled only by Patrick Bateman and Jigsaw. Kevin woke up feeling dangerous and tortured two petty criminals, yes, but non-violent criminals (remember they had WAITED UNTIL THE FAMILY HAD LEFT to burgle the place in Home Alone 1). In Home Alone 2 Kevin McCallister went even further and lured Harry and Marv TO THE BOOBY-TRAPPED BUILDING to carry out these acts of horrific violence. A list of some of the horrific crimes Kevin McCallister committed in the second film alone: - Harry, with his head on fire, doing a handstand into a toilet bowl replaced with kerosene. Full body 3rd degree burns. - Launching a brick off a 4 storey building directly onto Marv’s forehead. One is enough for irreversible brain damage. Kevin does this 3 more times. - Douses Marv in paint. The tap Marv uses to try and wash the paint off has been rigged to electrocute him, frying him into a skeleton. Literally used for executions. - Rigging a staple gun through the keyhole, firing directly into Marv’s face, arse and balls. Relatively little physical damage. This ones just for enjoyment. - Dropping an iron from 4 storeys directly onto Marv’s skull. It’s stunning Marv is still breathing. Both Harry and Marv fall 3 storeys after Kevin sets their rope (doused in kerosene) on fire. He watches them squirm - Kevin McCallister carries out these brutal acts all while taunting them and enjoying every second. - Home Alone 1 takes place in Chicago, Illinois. Illinois only repealed the death penalty in 2011. Kevin McCallister should’ve faced the firing squad after the first film, 8 years old or not. One of my favourite films.