Steven Spilly

Brad Pit surfing through space using a flimsy metal panel as a shield from meteoric debris that is traveling at hundreds of miles an hour, really sums this movie up. Excrement.

What a disaster of a movie. So many scenes where ze Germans and yanks are 20 metres away from each other and firing straight at each other with machine guns, but magically, only ze Germans seem to get hit by bullets!! In one scene our crew jump on a train headed for Stuttgart, get discovered, a firelight breaks our (of course only Germans die) and the crew stays on the train, WHICH CONTINUES TO ACCELERATE! So ze Germans wouldn't stop a train that had been hijacked by the enemy? It's that important for wartime trains to stick to their schedule? Not to mention, the Allied crew managed to parade through Stuttgart in enemy uniforms, without ONCE being challenged or even spoken to in German! It's like they are invisible! They even speak to each other openly in English! In another scene, the Nazi officer parades around with a Geiger counter after a nuclear test WEARING A GAS MASK!! How does a gasmask help protect from radiation?? Every soldier had the wrong gun - on both sides, no magazines were ever changed, and whenever the yanks decided to go hand to hand, ze Germans magically seemed to follow suit and not use their guns. I guess they wanted to play fair??? Absolute joke of a movie. Thankfully I turned it off an hour in. Ridiculous.

Horrific film. It's like the actors are rehearsing for a bad school play. Every scene just doesn't work. It's uncomfortable to watch. I literally hated every single second of it. Terrible, just terrible. Terrible script, Terrible characters, terrible acting - just terrible.