Pluto Nash

So you would think that because I am Pluto Nash that I would be biased towards this movie. And to that I say you’re right. But also, this movie deserves every five star rating it gets. And it doesn’t deserve every less than five star rating it gets. Why? Because I’m in it. But if you need a better reason, I’ll take you back. Once upon a time when I was a nobody, a film executive said, “hey. We heard about your epic movie adventure. We want to turn it into a sick movie and then go back in time to release it.” I said “of course man. Who wouldn’t want to see a movie about me.” So naturally I was a perfect fit for the movie. For some reason, the critics were paid off by disney to give the movie bad reviews. I mean, it does make sense. Had the critics been left to review the movie based upon their own tastes, it would have left Disney bankrupt. But instead my movie hardly made any money. So thanks to Disney, I am now a hobo. I have been a hobo for the last 18 years, but I finally found renewal. Just the other day, I felt like it was all over. I felt like there was no point in moving on in life anymore. I was almost ready to give up. But then, I remembered. I remembered my favorite movie, Pluto Nash. Before I had to go (back to my time period of coarse), I wanted to watch Pluto Nash one last time (the movie is banned in the future. It’s just too mesmerizing and it lead to people being fired because they skipped work to watch the movie). I dug the movie DVD out of my movie bin (which is just a bin full of copies of Pluto Nash of course), and I stuck in my VHS. The movie looks so good in 4K, but even better with my 3D glasses. As I watched the movie I started crying. It was too beautiful. I began to choke on my tears. Then I couldn’t even breathe. If I weren’t watching Pluto Nash at this exact moment, I would have died. Pluto Nash saved my life. It gave me new meaning and purpose. I realized that because of this movie, I don’t need to return to my time period. Life is good, so long as I have Pluto Nash. So to all the people who made this amazing movie, I just wanted to take a moment to say thank you. And to anybody who hasn’t seen this movie yet, I have just one question: what is wrong with you? If you’ve ever had a deep pressing question, Pluto Nash has all the answers. So please, take some time out of your life to experience the greatest adventure of the millennium. #savePlutoNash