Hansel Timon

Was just gonna enter a score, but it's worth nothing that "Would recommend" is clearly people just downvoting without actually watching, and Google's reviews are mid because of reviews like Jason Coleman's that can't provide a single example of the vague criticisms they're making.

Lumbrados's review is just riddled with too many mistakes to explain to someone like that. First off, the Queen attacked Bishop because it was in the way. Ovomorphs aren't intelligent yet, they wait for a lifeform to latch on. That's not a retcon. They've always done that. Nick Mead also doesn't seem to recall that the Alien franchise has always starred synthetics.

If clowns like Željko Šimić openly admit that they didn't see the movie, their review should be removed. It qualifies as spam.

This year, audiences have called this, The Irishman, and Marriage Story boring. What an impatient time we live in.

"Too preachy" —Half the critics from a specific country with very obvious views

They're too lazy to log into an actual review site like they're too lazy to pay attention to the film. That's why Google Reviews are so much lower.

It's a hard premise to get behind if you haven't seen that many films. I can tell from many of these reviews how little they actually get it.

Lmao some salty fan is spamming the same 5-star review because the ending ruined its reputation.

This is unrelated, but why do so many 5-star reviews come from people who think that these comments are going to Ellen herself?

He's always pushed film in ways that it didn't want to be pushed, but this reaction from general audiences is embarrassing. I think he's right to retire soon. Cinema just needs to get so bad again that the next him emerges.