This is a waste of film. Not worth your time to watch.
There were many scenes that seemed to have no correlation to the main story line.
Although my twisted sense of humor came up with some funny thoughts throughout the movie.
I have listed a few.
Hernia Mesh Gone Wrong
This is what happens when you have sex in a car.
What in the heck did the car use to impregnate this woman?
Clean oil is not black. It is brown. Unless of course it is 100% synthetic.
Do all firemen dance around like this or is it just the French?
Is this how Titanium is mined?
Is this how ball bearings are created.
Is this the birth of a new DC super hero or another mutant from the X-Men?
I thought she was going to pop out a Citroen Ami or a Le Car.
This could actually be flipped into a relatively funny comedy.