Kara Downing

It's kind of like when a 5-year-old draws a picture for you, and you say "oh cool, that's a great picture! That's definitely going on the fridge!" And you think you're done. But then the child proceeds to spend 90 minutes making up a story about the picture, and you kind of feel obligated to listen because you admire their creativity? In the end though, it's an extremely convoluted story that doesn't make a lot of sense, you have no idea what the point was, and you really have more questions when it's over. But you don't wanna ask those questions, because the person answering them is five. It's like that.

I can't decide if this movie is satire or drama. While the plot is engaging-edging-on-heartwrending, it's a bit ham handed at times. I can't help but notice strong similarities to "would you rather", a 2012 Netflix film that follows a *very* similar thread. Myself being an enthusiast of horror films both incredible and incredibly bad, I wish this movie would give some indication as to which category it belongs to.