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A bunch of mishaps and a weak loose plot. Would sooner go to the dentist.

Really just for preteens, but it's confusing because they use some fairly inappropriate language - especially if you understand some spanish. I'm not a fan of how they portray mexicans either. They make them seem like simpletons and the sister says some unnecessary stuff about taking a dump.

Shut it down at 3 minutes. I feel a sense of loss for those minutes.

The title encapsulates how you will feel waiting for something to happen in this film. God I miss the Lethal Weapon era.

The main character (Alma) is a self-absorbed narcissist and is so incredibly irritating to watch I only made it to the 3rd episode.

You won't see a movie with more car chases, shootouts or explosions. It's also kind of stupid. Right out of the gate the 3/4 screen Red Bull product placement had me irritated. Then try not to notice as the drivers side mirror is busted off in the car chase but is back on for the next 10 scenes. Tip for Ryan: Just because you can, doesn't mean you should. Maybe only try talking when it's relevant. Bottom Line: It's still better than 85% of the aneurysm collection they call Netflix.

If you're ok with subtitles watch the first hour and then go do something else with your life.

Complete waste of time. 2/10

I have no idea how the makers of this film bribed or threatened these actors into performing in this Dr. Seuss of murder sleuths. Save yourself my aggravation.