Okoro Emmanuel

25 minutes in, and I'm surprised at my resolve to not yell out in total frustration. Disney, why did you do this to us? Everything is wrong with this movie. 1. Mulch Diggums is a dwarf. NOT taller. NOT a giant dwarf. 2. How the hell is Commander Root a woman for crissakes?! 3. Artemis Jr found out about fairies by himself. Not his father telling him. 4. Butler would never allow anyone apart from Artemis call him Dom or Domovoi. But Mulch calls him Dom? 5. How the hell is Butler black? 6. I'm tired. We don't deserve this punishment, Disney. Eoin Colfer didn't deserve this. 7. I wish I could rate it 0 stars.