Ben Ammon

This game helped me with my Keratosis Polaris. It has brought my family back together and has allowed me to give birth to 5 boys 2 girls. I showed this game to my wife’s boyfriend and we are now also sexually active as he is with my wife. It has given my village a surplus of crops and water. My life is now better than it has ever been and I will no longer commit mass genocide and become a dictator. His jokes made me laugh every time I heard them, and when he made those references my father would come out of his urn to play co-op with me. Gex truly is our lord and savior, not Shrek and not even Carl Weezer. My lord is Gex.