John Ryan Masters

Cory in the House is quite possibly the pinnacle of entertainment, exceeded in quality only by the likes of Shrek. What few people realize is that Cory in the House is actually an animated series. The masterful animation is so life-like, that many at first mistake it for live action. The voice acting is quite incredible. A prime example is from the season 2 episode, Uninvited Pest, specifically the line "Cory got a bone-hand!" This line is a subtle reference to the fact that, in the episode, Cory holds a fake skeletal hand under a long sleeve, giving the appearance that he, in fact, has a bone hand. The character design is also incredible and tells the viewer so much about the character. Cory himself is a great example of this. Cory is dummy thicc, mostly due to his chef father making so much bangin' food. The character designers also decided to make Cory black, not only making him the first black man in the White House (screw off, Obama), but also giving Cory the "N Word Pass." This perfectly displays Cory's nigh infinite power. Overall, Cory in the House is a genius television program that truly makes the viewer question everything they know. I would go as far as saying that Cory in the House viewers have an IQ at least 600 points higher than that of Rick and Morty viewers.