Katharine Terry

One day I was walking around in LA and I thought I saw Addison Rae and then a bird shat on me. I then decided to try to wipe it up off with my denim jacket and ended up getting it in my mouth. So then I went home and decided to shower. I was out of shampoo. It was heart wrenching. I had no clue what to do so I ended up using… hand soap. Which obviously dried out my hair. I also had a job interview at old navy in 10 minutes. I thought I could take the attention off my hair by putting on some makeup. Then I discovered that my Addison Rae sponsored makeup gave me a rash. I was mortified. I decided I should try to just make it work and go for the job, seeing as I had no more money for the Kourtney Kardashian meet and greet I’ve been dying to go to. I grabbed some smart food popcorn on my out as a little pick me up and then I get a freaking kernel stuck in my teeth. Ugh. I had to run though so I left it there. As I was a block away from the old navy nearest my house, a bird came landed on my head, thinking I was it’s nest, so I screamed and some 10 year old started to LAUGH at me. LAUGH. I’m pretty sure she made a tiktok about it. Ugh. Then, the unspeakable happened. The bird took a fat white shat on me. AGAIN. I was on the verge of tears when I saw it. Addison Rae walking out of the old navy nearest my house shaking hands with the manager, James Charlie (I think that’s his name). I didn’t know why the tiktok dancer would be at the old navy nearest my house, so I walked up to them. I asked what she was doing there at the old navy nearest my house, and she said “oh hello commoner. Do you shop at this old navy? Is it nearest your house?” I said “yes I shop here. Why are you here addie” “oh I just got the job! They loved my ideas for color coding all the clothing sections and getting rid of any size larger than a medium.” I was mortified. This was heart wrenching. SHE STOLE MY JOB. Ugh😒🙄😭😭😣❤️‍ 💔 (more in part 2, go find it, just scroll down)