Luke le Jean

TL;DR - It's giant monsters fighting...and I loved it. The film is perfect, and flawed, at the same time. It's a contradictory statement, but for me it all comes down to the premise. This is not (and it never set itself up to be) a taut thriller with in-depth character development, and more plot twists than an Inception sequel. It's Godzilla Vs Kong, a monster mash between two epic titans that fans have been waiting to be realised for years. And in that regard, it 100% hits its mark. The action is (obviously CGI but) beautiful and coherent. It's not too dark, or full of shaky cam, and the climax resolves the action in a satisfying way. Yeah, okay, the overarching theme of the movie has some plot holes, and the dialogue between the humans is full of stupid jokes and lame clichés...but who cares. If you came for something other than the action, then you're watching the wrong film

I gave this game 2 stars because I think giving a game 1 star means I didn't enjoy any of it...which is not true. However, I think it speaks volumes when the most enjoyable part of the game for me...was the dice mini game. Characters talk and Interact with each other like they're made of cloth, like I'm watching an episode of the Muppets Combat is awful, slow and sluggish. A failed attempt at Soulsbourne style combat. And once again this is an assassins creed game without much "Assassins Creed". But after everything, I think this game deserves 2 starts because of one glaring fact. This game is from a franchise that is 13 years in the making. The game should be a well oiled machine by now, and it should be building on its deep lore to bring the story to a satisfying conclusion. Yet this seems far from the intention of the Devs...and instead I was left with a game that feels disjointed from and I found myself many, many times bored, and asking myself, what am I playing?