Bishnu Regmi

I don't know if these 5 star reviews are being serious or not. I haven't watched the movie, but I did search what the worst movie of all time was on Google and this popped up. The 1 star comments (I mean reviews) talk about the trashy screenplay, script, plot, etc. but the 5 star ones praise it. And there are comments (sorry reviews, why do I keep on getting this wrong?) about reasons to not die. That really hit deep because I was going through some things in my life and felt like I had to take the L (if you know what I mean). But, this made me rethink my whole entire life and now I am a successful quadrillionaire with a thriving business. I have also surpassed Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk in their pesky "space exploration", and have started exploring different dimensions. My research team tells me I am soon going to rule the world if I keep going (heehee). So, I would just like to thank @Aram Khachaturian for showing me my true potential. Also, there may or may not be a UFO kidnapping people with a green light on June 15th, 2021 at 4:13 p.m MDT. I would also like to thank @MATTHEW CHAN for the inspiration on writing my life story. I can't believe that you also became rich and hot. But, unfortunately, I didn't become famous because I run a private institution working with the mafia (they don't like being public figures because their hiding from the government). Anyways, that was my TED Talk (ok, this was definitely stolen and cringey) and I am using these () way too much, so I will just say, bye everyone. (insert joke here)