Matt S

I have been searching for boohbah land my entire life. I have finally found it, I will use this platform to document my findings. Boohbah land is a paradise. Today I saw the magical flying orb and have entered the mighty lair of boohb. I saw a leak in zing zing zingbahs bouncy castle and repaired it. Seeing this, Jumbah crowned me king of boohbah land. I am more than happy to be accepted by the boohbahs! Boohbah land remains peaceful, the intro song is still too long but that is okay. I have gained the trust of boohbah land. It is a utopia. My role as king is amazing, I can feel the power of boohbah coursing through my veins. I have decided that mandatory labour is needed if we want to make an ideal society. I will need more time to figure this out... The children are now my slaves, grandpappa is deemed their slave master. Grandmama now uses the giant jumprope as her whip. When the children slow down or refuse to work she persuades them with pain. They are building pyramids in my name. Mrs lady is going to be crowned queen, my wife, tomorrow. Mr man protested and is now scheduled to be executed by flatulence inhalation in the coming weeks. I have chosen the all powerful humbah to be the executioner. His loyalty is noted. Some days have passed. I am happy with my pyramids, however the slaves have no more work to do. I may have to start to diminish their numbers, I will not be overthrown my role as kingbah. mrs lady is with child. I will name my son mumbah. It has been two years since I was crowned king, this whole time brother, sister, and auntie have been plotting my assasination behind my back. Zumbah told me and therefore has saved my life. I will reward him greatly. Sister and auntie will be executed via falling oranges (episode 60). Brother however will be eliminated by the cruelest of fates, he will be locked in grandpapas closet (episode 63) for eight days being fed only one banana split (episode 44) in the morning and half a hot dog (episode 38) at night. On the ninth day he will be released into the Wild where Fido will hunt him down and kill him. There is no escape from boohbah land. The traitors fate is inevitable. Boohbah land is flourishing I have decided that five boohbahs is too much risk to my crown. I will need to decide which one I will eliminate. They will be eaten by the colony. It will incite fear on my subjects, fear is power... I now ask of you dear reader your vote on which boohbah I shall make my dinner, choose wisely... Day 762, santy is gon no boohbah lef , all ded. Thes ar mi final mments. tel my stroy. B

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