Tony Thorne

This may well be the very worst film I have ever seen. Hilarious when it's trying to be deadly serious with actors who don't use even a flicker of emotion until the final act (and mostly only when they're dying), the worst thing is at no point is this remotely scary or even interesting. If you have literally any other activity you can do for 90 minutes rather than watch this tripe, there are not enough words in the English language for me to recommend that alternative to sitting through this film.