Rolf Offschanka

Big Nate the TV show is pretty funny, and good quality. I liked the books. There’s one problem. The show and the books are not compared one single bit. The Big Nate show elated itself to be a kids show that aired on Nickelodeon. BUT WHY is this show for kids??? There’s X-RATED scenes you will see when watching this show. In one Big Nate short, Nate’s father, Martin puts a bongo drum on Nate’s butt and starts pounding on it to get him to sleep. Then it all goes to Nate suddenly singing about buttcheeks and slapping on peoples butts in which they are shown as the style of real life. In another Big Nate short, Nate tells Francis to do a sit-up. When Francis is about to finish it, he finds his nose stuck in Nate’s buttcrack and Nate starts farting with Francis suprisingly laughing. If I were Francis at that time, I’d tell Nate to back off. In Valentine’s Day of Horror (a big nate episode), someone orders poisonous pizza to the school! One scene two rats start eating a box and they start exploding. When the kids eat it, they are visually vomitting everywhere. SERIOUSLY, there is visual vomit and people actually vomitting. YOUR KIDS ARE WATCHING 🤢🤮.Do you guys at Nickelodeon expect kids to enjoy this??? In The Pimple, you will see people touching Nate’s “lucky zit” pimple the size of a fricking baseball. At the end, Nate’s older sister Ellen is seen popping Nate’s pimple with her bare fingers. Oh, and Dee Dee seems to have an obsession with lesbian couples. When Dee Dee finds out that her favorite substitute teacher (which is a female) has a WIFE (another female), she starts happily sliding on RAINBOWS. (That was a terrible pun.) In Randy’s Mom has Got It Going, there is a scene where Martin and Randy’s mom are having a sexual discussion. “yOU’re tHe FuNny OnE.” “nO, yoU’re THe fuNNY oNE.” In The Big Freeze, Spitsy the fricking dog is one of the judges of a big snow sculpture competition. When he sees the PS 38 snow sculpture, he starts visually peeing in both directions. They should censor that. In six-tween candles, Dee Dee falls in love with a disabled female, forming another lesbian couple. Does this show actually represent LGBTQ+? Next, the stereotypes. in Best Laid Cell Pains, they show 8th graders as total phone addicts. And I already mentioned LGBTQ+. The animators animate cats as uncanny, unloving, selfish animals! I thought cats were friendly loving pets! But NO. In the show, the want to escape their owners, they want to talk ias if they were robots in disguise. And then there are the characters. Basically the teachers. Mr. Galvin should already be in heaven. It looked liked he was alive during the Dark Ages due to his shivering voice. I mean hey, Teddy portrayed him as a skeleton who poops dust. Ms. Godfrey is a wilderness monkey who “survived the Titanic.” She gave Nate a detention because he only volunteered to feed Mr. Galvin’s class pet. She is also friends with an eagle. Principal Nicholas is a terrible principal. He is always over dramatic about everything. And the animation style is HORRIFIC! It looks like the creators did it 12 frames per second! This shows that the creators were too lazy to do 30 frames per seconds at least! I’ve seen better 3D shows created by Nickelodeon. Lincoln Pierce, the original creator of Big Nate won’t be happy with this show a.k.a cash grab!!! In conclusion, the characters, animation style, and episodes are awful. This shouldn’t be watched by ages at least under 5. Viewer discretion is advised.

Nick jr. has done it again. What is that “again” you say? I know what it is. Cash grab. Complete cash grab. They have turned the most viewed YouTube video into some shameless garbage can just for the money. If you want your child to watch fish-themed kids shows. Then I suppose you watch Bubble Guppies or SpongeBob instead. Thank you for your time. 🙃

They have ruined the Original Fairly Oddparents by making a live action TV series. 🔟 Reasons why this show is awful: 1. Timmy Turner looks awful🤢🤮 2. Most importantly) WHERE IS POOF, & FOOP?😭😭😭😭 3. They have ruined this show by Timmy Turner not having fairies anymore 4. The original TV show was 100% Better 🙄 5. The animation (Wanda and Cosmo) looks like it came from the following emojis: 💩👿🤢🤮😵🙄😱🤬😡🤯😰😥🥶🥺😤🩸😿😾👎💣🦠 6. Nickelodeon Just wants cashgrab by bringing back the oRiGInaL TV series. 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑 7. Voices sound like a person sucking up helium from a balloon. 8. Vicky looks like a Moron with her “real life” GREEN SHIRT. 9. Why does this show even exist and also, the wishes “Roy and Vic” grant looks dumb. 10. Watch the original 2001 animated Fairly Oddparents Thank you for your time! 🙃

Word Party. a sophisticated tv show along Sid The Science Kid. I can give a lot of reasons why this show sucks. 1. The animation. The animation looks like it was made from the inside of a toilet bowl. 2. The characters Lulu is a panda that has to give out kisses, which is kind of gay. (Sorry) In every episode, the “babies” are always walking around in their DIAPERS! At least put a SHIRT on?!!? It’s obviously teaching kids to walk around in their undies wherever you go. “Word Wally” and the other thingamajobies have small eye pupils making them look suprised and scary. Bailey the blue elephant is always cranky and clumsy and looks like he has a lisp. 3. It’s not a “word party” without ‘word’ CAKE and ‘word’ PARTY HATS. 4. it’s just boring and waste of time. EVERY episode is always the SAME OLD DUMD THING. “hEY hAVe YoU HeArD iT’s a WoRd PaRTy!” 5. Jim Henson is probably upset at this TV show because this is just a dumb idea of an educational show. Creators, do better :/ 1/10

Luna Teaching kids to track people down Got her name from earth for Luna Leo Whiny Crybaby Brat Doesn’t care if his little brother destroys his room. Carmen Can’t even play violin Doesn’t want to watch a single puppet show Bad pet owner Andy Sometimes whiny Always gets into fights Senior fabuliso Can’t even sing Against the French Tracks kids down (as well as Luna) There is more about this show that is crazy and whacked out. Oh, I remember, this is a rip off of happy monster band. You know why, both shows have magic globes both shows sing where ever they are both shows show that they both are singing in Squads I got to tell you something Luna, H a p p y m o n s t e r b a n d I s o l d e r t h a n y o u r c r a p. This show does have good lyrics, good voice acting. Speaking of voice acting. Senior fabuliso plays Mr sparks from hero elementary! It’s all the same Voice actor. Like I said. It has good lyrics,

This show sucks. Crusher may seem like he’s a bad guy but that doesn’t mean you should have to cheat. You should give him a chance! I know crusher does his best to win, and cheat. BUT you should at least let him win. P.S how does a 8 year old have a license to a MONSTER TRUCK! THEY ARE TOO INSANE!!! And this is what they do: Destroy the whole town and never clean it up. Pickle has to bully Crusher for what? It maybe eductional, and has math skills, and science, but all the things I said up there is also what they teach kids. P.P.S I’m glad the show got canceled. Lol

This show is a rip off of Paw patrol. YOU KNOW WHY? The animals do talk but it’s with DEERS. They have powers (rip off of paw patrol, MIGHTY PUPS) But it’s DEERS. They drive cars but with DEERS. Paw patrol is Canadian but deer squad is Chinese. Paw patrol is older than Deer squad. Watch paw patrol instead