Ian Krueger (Black Sword Entertainment)

A brilliant, disturbing indictment of modern American society. Your initial laughter will slowly turn to horror as the realization creeps over you that none of this is a joke.

Lords of Chaos is quite possibly the worst film I've ever seen. The plot is haphazard, the characters are erratic, and the content runs the gambit between needlessly grotesque and downright boring. All the characters are purportedly based on real people and with that in mind, many scenes are so needlessly disgusting that they feel like borderline character assassination. Having the dark and the macabre in your movie is fine, but in this movie the violence and sex is so utterly pointless that it comes across as purely pornographic. Not even the unintentionally funny gay undertone counts as a positive point as the content surrounding it is so gross that it only makes the film feel that much dirtier. Avoid at all costs, and Jonas, if you are reading this, I hope this is the last film you ever direct.