Tèa Shaldeva

Total waste of time. It starts okay - the (each in their own way) isolated characters living in a literally isolated setting - a tiny, sleepy island - then sets a mystery with the priest and the unknown predator. I knew it would be supernatural and everything, but the mix of the elements and themes is very poorly done. Bible fanatics and religious zealots suddenly start telling sob stories about their missed out lives - and horribly, horribly long and immature 'oh, the meaning of life and what it is to die' monologues, ESPECIALLY the last (Erin's) monologue - I wanted to die of boredom with them. Israeli angelvampiremonster goes in a trunk to America so he could take over the world? Come on. Would be funny if it weren't trying so hard. Huge NOPE.