Bartholomew _41

I thought I was gonna see pie throwing and people getting squashed by pianos, but it's boring,this movie stinks,how do I know,because someone farted on the dvd,like it's so fricken slow, like there at a dinner table,then like 50 minutes later there still,they say it's they put blu tack on the seats,I think it's because if they moved they'd all turn into basketballs,like you don't wanna see this movie, but your forced to see it because if you don't it'll murder you in sleep, like I got This a few years ago for Christmas I burned it but it came back and now I'm dead have a nice day :)