blue_birb ֫

found out this exists by a friend just now, watched the first 3 episodes, and honestly, after seeing the reviews I thought it'd be like a hatewatch worthy type of show, which is fun to watch for being as bad as it is, but it's so bad at being bad it's not even fun to watch in any way the first episode starts with a summer character and the galactic federation type thing, attacking a peaceful planet, the planet and the guys on it get seen for 40 seconds, summer disables the cannon or something, and we never see that federation or that summer or that rick again it then cuts to a different summer and a different rick with rick being stuck somewhere and summer is now a sci fi wizard or something helping rick out then it's a montage of random disjointed alternate scenes of morty in a roy type game from the arcade but it's just bad boring and extremely confusing. it's about 15 minutes of disjointed scenes resembling each other jumping from one to the other then back again with morty in different clothes talking to a different person then he's old now and sad then they cut him out of the game and he's sad and the episode ends I can recall 2 things from the first episode: * the animation is very bad * a vague vibe of nausea in order to properly hatewatch something you need to understand the goal, and laugh at its shortcomings, or some variation of that, but this show has no direction, no goal, no point, no plot, no humor, no character depth, no story, no curiosity, NOTHING there is nothing here, I remember nothing from the first episode, the only thing I remember really is them deciding to create a new character out of nowhere to replace jessica's role, but this time she's sort of obliviously affectionate toward morty for no reason whatsoever, the first scene we see her she just kisses morty, second scene she stands there, and final time she says "I'm so glad I could see you again" or something and hugs him she has no origin, no personality, no point, she just exists without any expanation this episode has no start no middle and no end, it's like being drunk on some very bad booze and attempting to recall a dream you had the other day but every thought is vivid so it all seems nauseaous the only feeling I felt there is nausea

I truly did not like this movie. it was the slowest and least engaging movie I have ever watched. the entire 1 and a half hours of a movie can be summed up in two sentences. would not recommend.