Katie Donovan

I can't believe there are actually positive reviews, now. It's been a little over ten years, and I can STILL feel the scars left by the harsh implement that was used to straighten my spine from the inside. And the people HOLDING that implement were the "writers" of this "show." I use the quoted words advisedly. See, actual "writers" know this thing called, "story." AND! Writers actually WRITE that story! I know! Wild, huh? Well, Damon Lindelof may have made the keys move on the word processor, and he may have personally eaten the pizza he later ejected onto the pages on his pilot....but writer? Oh, surely not! Likewise, a "show" is generally considered to be entertainment. And unless you're at a Bee Gees concert, it is. "LOST" fails in this regard, as it is clearly an experimental replacement for sodium citrate; the foul concoction they made the writer drink the day before his colonoscopy to ensure an unobstructed view into the chambers whence surely gave birth to each and every script for this steaming pile of napkin paint.

What can I say? America's favorite serial killer for a reason!

In this game appear many of the elements we see in later games, such as Mass Effect. Unreal Tournament 2004 was contemporary to this, and if you had UT2K4, you probably did not spend much time playing this. But whenever I wasn't playing Burnout 3: Takedown, this was it on PS2.

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