Jon

If you like a female-Driven, no story, terribly acted, copy paste version of the last movie, this one is for you.

Love it when people attempt to overanalyze a movie in attempts to justify poor plot and storyline. This movie belongs in the deepest depths of the garbage can. I kid you not when I say save your time and DO NOT WATCH THIS.

Let's go ahead and get this out of the way. While Us was a pretty decent film, it was nowhere near as good as Get Out. I enjoyed the movie, but the beginning seemed to throw exposition at us, which led me to guess the plot of the entire movie within the first 10 minutes. It also took quite a long time to get started, dwelling on the family vacation side of things a little too long, attempting to be funny. The acting was the one thing that stood apart in this film. The kids, the parents, save a few awkward parts from the husband, all acted their butts off, and it was entertaining to watch. SPOILERS TO FOLLOW - The story, and this is where everything Falls apart. It seemed like there was too much symbolism going on and not enough storytelling. WAY to many potholes, such as: - Why did nobody have a gun? - How did they take over the city with scissors....Scissors! - If they are tethered, how did Fake Adie not only get up there, but also kidnap Red? - Why oh why were there NO guns? - How the hell did the tethered get the same clothes as the real people? - Not one tethered died from food poisoning from eating raw meat? - Not one tethered wondered up into the above ground? - Not one person wondered into the below ground? There were NO locks! No barriers. - The hell didn't Adalaide just leave? Why did she have to stay down there? - Really? No guns? Not even pepper spray to counter these fanatics? At some point somebody started throwing ideas that someone else thought were cool, but no one ever tried them together. And no, the "We leave it up to the viewer to decide" explanation BS doesn't work here. If we wanted to be left in the dark we'd have just watched the trailer and not seen the movie. Regardless, this movie is enjoyable. 6/10 for me(5/10 from the wife)...7/10 because I can't stop singing "I've got 5 on it" while I peek around every corner of house, hoping my tethered isn't there grinning at me.

People saying they don't understand why the game is hated are either dumb or paid by EA. Can the game be fun? Absolutely, assuming you get to actually play it. I was the unlucky friend who had to play around a hundred hours of this for a review, enjoy. 1) I have done everything possible to my network and connection, even forwarded required ports, and I can still count on disconnecting at least once every 10-20 min. This did fix the terrible rubber banding however. Edit: after 2 new gaming routers, hardwire connections, The issue has been resolved, either by my wallet or by EA. 2) After level 30 game is HELLA repetative. Like no exaggeration I've played Korean MMORPGs that made you grind less 3) When you do grind, make sure your luck stat is HIGH. And when masterworks do drop, its 5 of the same thing I already have. I actually don't care about loot drop rate as I've grinded everything I'll ever need. 4) Everything looks the same. All your armor, all the guns, legendary or level 1, all skinned the same. Repeat is repeat. 5) The Story? Rofl. 6) Edit: after being determined to get all master crafts, there is literally NOTHING to do in this game. Go around 1 or 2 shotting things in grandmaster is ok, but gets old REAL fast. Solo missions, solo Titans, it's all the same. So people saying it's perfect are either lying or EA fanboys, as this game is the opposite of perfect. Of course they are fixing it but that doesn't make it any more interesting. Again, flying is fun, the action is decent, but 50+ (edit: now 100+) hours of that and blah. So yes I've played the game, since beta, since pre release, since day one. It has potential, but its gonna take a miracle for you to stay interested in it for days, weeks, and months in. The game just doesn't have any depth. Oh and 7) loading times, I typed this entire review in the time it took me to reset and get to the forge. Cheers.