Andrew Osgood

Cinematic masterpiece. Rivals only the household greats- the amazing bulk, mega shark vs crocosaurus, and obviously the most objectively celebrated magnum opus of the recent times “ the room “. Honestly just writing the name “the room” gives me the shivers. I am much too inferior to even mention it’s divine presence on a review such as this. Like I was saying however, this movie can literally cure cancer. I remember the days when my daddy would come home from work and we would sit down for hours just watching this on repeat; however, now that I think of it, that’s most likely why he was depressed and would beat me with that belt for hours on end. If you want a thrilling movie that will allow you to feel the true adventure of a monkey overdosed on ketamine, then you’re in the right place. Just be weary as this movie is Regarded as a group 3 carcinogen. Enter at your own risk.