I love movies. If I commit to watching a movie, then here's what I will give it freely: my undivided attention for as long as the movie lasts (whether it be 90 minutes long or fours & 15 minutes long and/or anything in between). Even if the movie's bad, I won't bail. It's a point of pride with me. But this movie is so bad, I couldn't do it. After about 30 minutes, I had to turn it off. And not because it's bad in a memorable way or a way that you might enjoy making fun of. It was just so bad that I knew watching the rest of it would be a complete waste of time. Time better spent doing ANYTHING else. The worse episode of reality tv has more plausibility & originality. Don't waste one minute of your life watching this....this....I almost called it drivel but that would be putting more thought into it than it deserves.