Craig “Deverydoo” Giannelli

The absolute worst Pokemon Game in existence. If Nintendo could refund me i would immediately nab one. I picked it up because I started with Pokemon Go again. Graphics are Wii or older era. Grainy, jumpy. It's as if the game was made by two people in the basement as a hobby. Pokemon Arceus was far better and still had horrible graphics. Audio. It has the most basic audio like it was downloaded from some royalty free library. Uninspiring, no energy no Pokemon feel like "Let's Go Pikachu". I swear there's a total of like 4 sounds in the entire game, including that infuriatingly annoying Interface click sound you hear 1000 times per game clicking through dialog. Dialog... Absolutely horrendous. Just the dialog system itself is slow, clunky, excessive conversation that I just want to scream and make everyone stop talking so I can just go do boring pokemon battles. Pokemon Battles, they are challenging i'll give that. With "Let s Go Pikachu" I beat the entire game with a single pokemon and never needed to swap. Other than battles being somewhat of a challenge they're absolutely mind numbing boring. Like I have no desire to catch a Pokemon. Zero desire to catch a Pokemon, yes I said it twice. THe whole point of these games is to catch Pokemon and I don't want to because it's so boring. I need to jump back to Arceus, the last good game. I bought this with the DLC and started the game. Within an hour I made the mistake of going to the DLC village and swept away into so much dialog I was praying for a dragon to swoop in and burn the place up. But no meteors struck, no dragons came. I was forced to talk to the two weirdest siblings with horrible haircuts. I can't even recommend this game to people I despise. I feel bad for the fans abused by zero effort Pokemon games.

Another Netflix Trashumentary. At least this time they got the a more representative actor, hair and skin color. The show starts off full on homoerotic, because according to Netflix everyone is gay. 30 minutes of skippable scenes later the show goes full on into Woke Washing. What is that? Every single piece of history was made as "Safe and unoffensive" as possible. Even the supposed "experts" were choking on their sanitized descriptions. The dialog and lines appear to be written by a child who grew up on memes. The "Total War" video game series had better motivational "pre war" speeches than this show of charged positivity. Both Kings, Alexander and Darius were depicted as weak and groveling. Not words and behaviors you'd expect from warlord rulers. The show seemed to lean more towards a pity show for Darius than a Documentary of Alexander. It was terrible. Netflix needs to stop making shows and go back to being a streaming service.

This movie is a hot mess of great ideas and terrible editing, writing and directing. The two actors put in their best but the script and directing kept failing them. The movie started out ok. Guy on beach with his family. But it goes downhill from there. He is a humanoid alien space Uber who hits an uncharted asteroid belt in our solar system 65 million years ago. So the ship crashes and he survives and decides to off himself. But he doesn't and finds a survivor. Terrible editing hits in the swamp. He carries the survivor and sees a giant footprint in the mud. Instead of getting out of town, he stops and breathes heavy as if frozen in fear. The movie gets worse from here which is hard to believe. The ending is a bad jurassic park remix where the T-Rex family goes all crazy over destroying the escape pod which had no food value and contrary to all predator behaviors. There’s other plot points that made no sense as well. He got an injury but didn't use basic first aid on himself but used the ointment on the passenger. So be was slowly dying from an infection he easily could have healed. Anyway. A good watch if you’re drunk or had a lobotomy.

2021 has been the worst year for TV and movie. Every release has had the imaginative depth and intellectual properties of a Meme. Karen tops it off as bottom of the barrel Meme inspired movie about a Girl named Karen that stereotypes white females as suburban racists who wants to see your manager. Hollywood's idea of fighting racism is, yep, with racism. Woke Virtue signaling is at it's peak levels of obnoxious behaviors that just need to stop.