this review says nothing about the quality of the film, only my own personal experience, which is this: I literally cannot not enjoy this film. I do not understand why this is the case. It's not like I was raised on this film. I have seen it many, many times, but it was never more than just a film. Yet, somehow, whenever it comes on TV, every now and then, I find myself compelled to watch it. I don't actually enjoy the film, it's just that the feeling of not not enjoying it is so strong that I can't turn it off. I feel psychologically connected with this desperate cash-grab of a film. I can't laugh at the more cringeworthy jokes, but at the same time I cannot cringe at them either. I am considering seeking therapy so that a trained professional can explain the significance of MIBII to me. 5/5