nena

this movie made like zero sense. like there’s so many ways she could’ve gotten out of this whole situation and he got shot and stabbed but he was still able to get up? okay

Our universe started about 13.8 billion years ago and about 9/10 of that time was consumed by people who haven't learned the true meaning of existence yet. Cavemen with very little knowledge ruled our world until April 22,2001 when a animated motion picture called "Shrek" was released. This movie turned all living creatures who watched it into gods with un-humanely like powers such as telekinesis, teleportation, superhuman strength, shape shifting, and many others. The main character in this film and his sidekick named Shrek and Donkey now have their own church and religion. People who have joined this religion have received a 100% certainty of going to heaven. Shrek has changed our lives forever and hopefully people will soon learn to realize he is love and he is life.