Spencer Lipscombe

Do you have a severe aversion to even the most baisic of plot lines? What about character development, dialogue, or logical consistency? Do you lack the ability to comprehend stories more complex than a cartoonish compilation of the most easily digestible movie tropes? If you answered yes to any of the above questions, I HIGHLY recomend this movie for you. As anyone else who has had the extreme displeasure of watching 2020 Mulan will tell you, the only way to get the taste of this turd movie out of your mouth is to watch real Mulan.