I am struggling to get my head around the fact there are actual human people on this planet that watch this TV show. If you are said ‘human’, I hope I never have the displeasure of meeting you.
Although I’ve never engaged in the sordid act of watching this utter horse poo of a program, I have seen the ads, which is enough for me to want to gauge my eyes out with teaspoons and swallow them whole so that I choke to death.
Get me off this planet.
