Sarah Smith

Wow, I simply have no words because there are truly no words in the English language to describe how genuinely heinous this movie was. I can’t think of any words that mean both disturbing and puzzling, but if I had to come up with one, tearsmith would be the word to come to mind. How many times can we talk about wolves before the audience starts to get annoyed? That’s a fun little experiment that this movie definitely tried its hand at. Not to insult twilight like this, but this movie gave direct flashbacks to “stay perfectly still Bella, before I rip your throat out” and “hold on tight spider monkey.” This may be one of the worst movies I’ve seen, and I’ve watched the shape of water and mi culpa more than once, which is saying something. Some logistical questions for the 12 yo girl who wrote this - could they not outrun the car driving at -2 mph? Where was the consent in this movie like ever? Half the people were asleep as they were being kissed and/or caressed, getting outright violated. Did Rigel not know that he couldn’t swim before he vaulted over the handrail and pencil dived into the River? Is the child in the last 0.5 seconds of the movie theirs or have they picked up where margaret left off? Hands down, the best actor in this movie is Klaus. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go lie down and pretend like this never happened and try to go back to the way it was before I saw this movie.