O March

What if Lost was a boring western. A series of mystery boxes dealt out at a crawl with the pretense of Auteurship. I imagine none of it has been worked out in advance and the show will be cancelled before it is.

More Conservative-friendly claptrap from Matthew (de Vere Drummond) Vaughn. The son of British aristocrats aims to reframe the greatest calamity of the Class system (aristocratic donkeys leading working-class lions into a meat grinder) as a time we should be grateful they were there to rid us of all these nasty commoners trying to overthrow monarchs and empires (God forbid!!!) Worse than being purely upper class propaganda, the film is also pretty boring, with the main father-son leads demonstrating all the charisma of a glass of skimmed milk. Watch for free, only.