Dusto1002

No soul. Constant jabbering of main character. Everyone is either gay or an ugly goth girl. Also the only straight girl is complaining constantly making dumb jabs at you the entire time, in real life you would never give her the time to speak to you again. The game gives constant puzzles that really only serve to lengthen process. There's even puzzles in main rooms that make no sense to why they would be there. The customization is limited to colors and bad hair styles. The story is idk... the same as always you chase down a gay lookin dude named Gera. It's always dry ass characters with no actual personality. It's like the directors/game devs personalities bleed through to the game. Almost nothing in the story progression makes any sense. Why would a random bandit leader have already made a previous deal with Gera, if he had been in deep sleep or whatever for 100's of years? If he had why was the bandit still searching for the key when you meet him? If he had talked to him why are there so many dumb puzzles to solve to get to him. Also in the beginning you lose a friend named Gabby or something like that, then the very next scene you meet another clone of her exactly the same but with huge man arms and a southern accent... wtf... why? The very next scene? Really lol. Recycled character models with new arms. No women have tits. The twilek you meet in a cave who are supposed to be renowned for being sexy are again given a frumpy appearance for no reason. The game goes out of its way to insert gay shit constantly. And I mean gay, not like lame. Although it does that too. You go on and on having to constantly freerun every obstacle, which is cool for like 3 mins then gets extremely annoying almost immediately. No blood, no real dismemberment. No real story. Every character is one dimensional. The night sister one i spoke of earlier is EASILY more powerful than cal. She can dissappear and reappear with her dagger I guess. Remake anything broken (wtf why would she learn this) one ups cal and talks down to him constantly, but then gives vibes like that's supposed to be your love interest. Your crew immediately dies in the beginning and lo and behold the (vastly) ethnic bode survives, as well as the entire cast the only other white person besides cal is an old man that the night sister also belittles. This game is... if you like identity politics and no real story or characters you'll love this piece of crap.