Elaine Houston

The main characters are so utterly unconvincing it makes it impossible to get into the story. The quivering, constantly panicking Abby is the most annoying; she hasn't got enough authority to lead my dog on a walk let alone on this. Not sure if it's the actress or really bad writing. Had some potential given it's an action packed story, but in my opinion the poor execution is too difficult to ignore. I couldn't have cared less about any of the characters so not invested in what happens. I watched it, I don't know why, as I thought it was pretty crap throughout

apparently it's a spoof but there are no jokes or comedy which just leaves it as a ridiculously implausible low grade thriller. I have had a laugh telling my friend about the plot though as its crackers, i particularly liked how his daughter went on a take your daughter to work day to a high security prison to sit in on a session with a cannibalistic serial killer and her dad nipped out of the room for a chat with the guard, as you do, shucks what a time for the door to close behind you. I won't give away any of the many plot twists in case people decide to watch it based on the positive reviews , however I would strongly recommend that you don't bother. some people have said that they didn't guess the ending, well you wouldn't as everything about it is totally absurd. awful would give no stars if there was an option